the strangers chapter 1 review

The Stranger's Chapter One is a garbage godawful terrible movie that's boring not fun terrible garbage that is just made for money. The people in my theater were laughing so hard in this movie at moments that weren't supposed to be funny. This movie doesn't recapture the magic of the first movie it is a terrible remake with nothing to add. It feels like an AI wrote this movie since the writing is godawful garbage the couple has no chemistry and feels forced especially because they were given terrible dialogue. Also, this is a very tame R-rated movie there was no gore it could have been pg 13. Also the lesson of this movie dont go on vacation speaking of vacations the fact that they are on a vacation is pointless it is just there to add time to the movie so it was 90 minutes it could have been like the first movie where they owned the house. This movie has a character making stupid godawful decisions. It has terrible acting I did not like the acting. Some scenes just drag on forever and are so boring. This movie has a million jump scares. So many scenes of this movie needed to be cut. At the beginning of the movie they say that this is the most brutal home invasion movie, this movie has zero percent brutalness. The strangers are no longer scary this is the least percent scary the strangers have been. I knew this movie was gonna be bad but I didn't know it would be this bad i can't think of a single good or even decent thing about it. The first movie was quiet and creepy this movie is loud and annoying. Every horror fan who is thinking about watching this movie has already seen it since it adds nearly nothing to the first movie. It is like a Mad Libs version of the first one where they add small new things. This movie is unimaginative and copies from the first movie. It's like someone asked "What if the strangers were garbage" Well this is it. This movie has zero horror or any scary moments. They do this thing OVER AND OVER again where they make a character see something and then turn around and look again and it's gone its annoying. The movie ends with a to be continued and it's like whats to be continued the story ends like wtf. And every complaint you ever had about a horror movie is in this movie. This movie has plotholes and is far from realistic and it seems the strangers have teleporting powers. No sense of atmosphere or dread. The stranger's motive is terrible. The movie is super predictable with no suspense. This movie also takes forever for the strangers to come. This couldn't happen in real life this could only happen in a stranger movie. This is the most basic home invasion movie that adds nothing to the genre and is so cliche and all of the things in this movie have been done before. Terrible acting, directing, writing, cinematography, characters, story. This is why i am never gonna see tarot because i hate seeing garbage movies. Surprisingly talking about it is fun.

0 stars out of 5